Just in case you were wondering, Soulja Boy is still the Mayor and sole occupant of DummyTown. It hasn’t been that long since he made some very bad career decisions such as impersonating the neighborhood crackhead during an interview with The Breakfast Club or redefining true love by snatching up Mother of the Year Black Chyna and making her his lady for all of five minutes before moving on. But in addition to these productive life goals, Soulja Boy also enjoys the excitement of being handcuffed and taken to a place where spitting bars gets replaced with prison bars, because he’s been arrested again on a charge he’s all too familiar with.
This morning, Soulja Boy hopped up out the bed and turned enough swag on to visit his probation officer, but was subsequently arrested and carted off to jail. In my mind I see him looking around frantically for whoever set him up, screaming something like, “I know it was you DRAAAAKKE!!” But TMZ reports that this arrest is 100% his fault.
Eight years ago, Soulja Boy was convicted on weapons violations that were allegedly so egregious he was placed on probation for five years. Fast forward to 2016 when Soulja Boy, who was still on probation at the time, threatened people on social media. That’s when the cops came a’knockin’ to search his home, and after they found a firearm, he was arrested and thrown in front of a judge who extended his probation. You’d think this incident would be the light bulb moment which sent this fool running in the right direction, but no. It only got worse.
Last month, a woman he was allegedly dating named Kayla accused Soulja Boy of being the worse host ever when he tied her up and held her hostage for six hours after the two of them engaged in an early morning argument at his home. After Kayla went to the police, they searched his home again, found firearms again but waited until his probation visit to swoop in and arrest him…again. Now here’s the craziest part, he posted a video hours before he was arrested because he was set to appear during halftime at an L.A. Clippers game tonight. .
He was also released and posted this, saying he’ll still be at tonight’s Clippers game:
I think it’s time for us to call Iyanla Vanzant so she can come over to Soulja Boy’s house and fix his life because he needs an intervention. Or maybe hold off on calling Iyanla and let’s call an exorcist to expel whatever demon crept into his spirit while he was on Love & Hip Hop a few years ago. You know that entire cast has to sell their souls to the devil first before they move onto the second round of auditions.
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